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Sep. 12th, 2016 08:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
If there's one thing that Dick's learned over the years, it's that he'd better expect the unexpected. Between different universes, aliens, metas, and the few homo magus that he happens to keep up with, he's well aware that it's a weird weird weird weird world. However, the one thing he's actually, legitimately not expecting is to push through some of the old coats and the various other detritus of his closet back at the manor to find-
Okay, that is NOT a street lamp and this is NOT happening.
Okay, that is NOT a street lamp and this is NOT happening.
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Date: 2016-09-13 12:57 am (UTC)Priorities. He has them.
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Date: 2016-09-13 01:07 am (UTC)He considers lying for half a second to see what the result might be; it's best to test kings out in the wild where there aren't guards to stab you if you get it wrong. But his general gut feeling about the guy is good. So the answer pops out, almost immediately.
"I know how to ride."
Between being Robin and growing up on the Wayne Estate, it would have been stranger if he hadn't known.
"And how to hold on to keep from falling off the back of the horse."
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Date: 2016-09-13 01:38 am (UTC)Mostly, he's very comfortable and confident in himself.
"Don't be ridiculous. You're a guest. The least I can do is give you the front end of the horse." He holds the animals reigns to steady it, but inclines his head for Dick to get on.
Also true, the quip about not giving the guest the horses ass but as comfortable and confident as he is, he wants no stranger that close to his back.
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Date: 2016-09-13 01:48 am (UTC)...to be fair, he does it more often than most people do.
He does his best not to look as acrobatically inclined as he is but given that he practically took his first steps on a tightrope, his success is a little mixed. Once he's up, though, he leans back to offer a hand. Only polite, considering.
"So... palace grounds, you said?"
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Date: 2016-09-13 06:28 pm (UTC)"I did. It's called Cair Paravel, and we're little more than twenty minutes ride out. You haven't asked how to get home, yet. Why?"
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Date: 2016-09-13 06:48 pm (UTC)"Because if I've learned one thing over the years," he points out, "it's that it's either going to be as simple as walking back into those trees over there or ridiculously, incredibly, life-threateningly hard."
He turns back to look forward and he gets his hand on the reigns a little more steadily.
"Also, not to be self important or anything, but I've been in this closet before. If it opened up this time, there's some sort of reason for it. And that means I need to get to the bottom of it."