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[jump_first_net_second]

If there's one thing that Dick's learned over the years, it's that he'd better expect the unexpected. Between different universes, aliens, metas, and the few homo magus that he happens to keep up with, he's well aware that it's a weird weird weird weird world. However, the one thing he's actually, legitimately not expecting is to push through some of the old coats and the various other detritus of his closet back at the manor to find-

Okay, that is NOT a street lamp and this is NOT happening.

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[wunderking]

He's hunting.

Well, nominally. He's actually out on a horse, carrying a sword and enjoying a nice ride through the forest around the castle, pretending to hunt.

What he finds is less 'deer' and more - Well, Dick.

"Excuse me." Quite polite and confused. "What are you doing here?"